The Whale TalePosted by goatchurch at 4:41 AM
Meanwhile, in an ocean far far away, the most magnificent animals on the planet are preparing to die. Greenpeace has attached satellite tracking devices so we can watch it as it happens.
We also need tracking devices on the Japanese whaling ships as well. Oddly, by international law designed to automatically avoid collisions, there is a system.
To prove there is no shame, the hunt is classified as scientific, which means it gets subsidized by the Government. The "science" is equivalent to logging the Amazon rain forest and hiring a couple of kids to count some of the tree-rings to determine the average age of the trees. In other words, it's self-invalidating.
After that, it's time to kill all the sharks.